goldenskywalker:

funky uncle squad ready to throw hands with the nearest dictator

human neon conga line

thor in a toyota

pagan wedding rituals

edgar allan poe

token boyband

tiny woman in a box

possessed barbie dolls

xena, warrior singer

matrix cosplayers

glam rock fire lord ozai

cyberpunk ninjas and modern art sculptures

and lastly, europe when the votes come in

izzymalec:

u think eurovision is a competition between european countries but it’s a actually a competition between the jury and the people

armandaniels:

I feel like the UK has genuinely forgotten they didn’t win eurovision last year

nerd-hobbit:

Why is Sweden getting so many jury votes???

king-a-queen:

The juries’ votes

peachy-lutin:

The reals question is: Will Mans make an appearance??

if-th3n-else:

I hope UK get 0 points while hosting

reloaderror:

“i wrote a song” kinda the point innit

goldenskywalker:

everyone say thanks to germany for perfectly explaining eurovision in three words: blood and glitter

tyblacktorn:

israel singing about a unicorn but having the most boring minimalistic monochromatic stage design? did not understand the assignment

nessa007:

The song is called Blood and Glitter. Two things that are very hard to get out of carpet.

— Graham Norton on Germany’s song

Germany understood the assignment

araphiel:

Love Norway!

Originally posted by sashosasho

vacueabissi:

NORWAY QUEEN, GOOOO, SLAAAAAY